Sorry!

On October 31, 2009, in Uncategorized, by KrAzE

Sorry for the downtime. I didnt even realize this webpage was down. I have recently decided to start upgrading my web server to make it a bit faster, this included removing some of the databases and cross databases I had. I removed a gallery that wasnt in use on www.teamxw.com but it turns out this websites gallery was sharing a database. I removed both galleries in order to make the entire webserver alot faster. I hope you notice that the website is a bit faster now.

Also, I have been working on www.talkspringfield.com I removed drupal.. it was doing a great job, but I tried to run a security patch and it caused half of my plugins to fail (no support for the new patch). I realized I needed to work one something I had more control over. This also made me realize I needed to focus more on one primary use instead of a million. Take a few seconds to check it out!

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Omegle Part 2

On July 2, 2009, in Uncategorized, by KrAzE

If you have some time to kill…enjoy this random fight between two strangers.

 

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: John?
You: yes
Stranger: I’ve missed you.
You: Im future john
Stranger: WHAT?!
You: yea, i’ve come back to warn you
Stranger: How… how is this possible?
Stranger: You haven’t invented time travel yet. You’re still shut up in the basement…
You: I have come to warn you, water, it has been bad for you all along
Stranger: Water? Di-hydrogen mono-oxide? H20?
Stranger: But, how?
You: Its been dino piss all along
You: we were such fools
Stranger: John! What do we do?
You: You have to get ice from space
You: Its the only way to not get lupus
Stranger: It’s never lupus, John. My doctor, Dr. House, said so. You’ve gotta be pulling my leg here.
You: Would I have come from the fucking future if I was joking?
You: Go check, im still downstairs in the basement
Stranger:
Stranger: John, I thought I told you to stop drinking.
Stranger: There were bottles EVERYWHERE
You: I did, it gives you lupus
Stranger: Think of the children, John1
Stranger: They’re going to grow up thinking you’re just drunk all the time!
Stranger: If water is bad for you, beer is double bad.
You: Has Michael Jackson died?
Stranger: Yeah, he did. The cancer. He just couldn’t beat it.
Stranger: I know they said heart attack, but… I’m not so sure.
You: Shit, 12 days from his death is when it starts. I am too late
Stranger: He only died a week ago.
Stranger: that leaves us… five more days.
Stranger: Until what?
Stranger: Does zombie Michael come back?
You: He never died
Stranger: He was a zombie all along?
You: Ofcourse
Stranger: I KNEW IT
Stranger: So, wait.
Stranger: So did he ever turn white then?
Stranger: When did he become a zombie?
You: Right after the original band broke up
Stranger: Was Billie Jean ever his lover?
Stranger: John, what happens in five more days?
You: Its too late, I cant tell you, we wouldnt be able to change it.
Stranger: There’s still time!
Stranger: Never say never!
Stranger: At least tell me. So I can protect the children.
You: Oprah will announce free chicken for a week. The streets will run with blood. Theres nothing I can do.
Stranger: Does the chicken come with grape drink?
You: Two large orange soda’s
Stranger: Oh my God.
Stranger: We are doomed.
Stranger: JOHN. You’ve got to go back in time.
Stranger: Kill Oprah. Prevent this from ever happening.
You: I tried, for god sakes I tried
You: do you know how much it costs to go back in time?
Stranger: No, you’re always in the basement, you never talk to me anymore.
Stranger: Can’t you save us?
You: You need to tell me the situation
You: hopefully I will act
Stranger: Right now?
You: Do it now
Stranger: I don’t know what’s going on right now.
Stranger: Michael’s funeral is soon.
You: Oh no
Stranger: I think it’s… five days… from now.
Stranger: On Tuesday.
You: Oh well, I guess you should just get drunk and enjoy your last independance day.
You: BTW, I cheated on you
Stranger: You know what?
Stranger: I’m not that surprised.
Stranger: I mean, always in the basement? Time travelling?
Stranger: Typical.
You: 1923 is a sexy year
Stranger: Technically, it’s not cheating, since I wasn’t even around then.
Stranger: Who was she?
Stranger: Does she have a name?
You: Your grandmother
Stranger: … and… did you… oh please, God John, did she get pregnant?
You: I didnt stick around to….awww shit.
Stranger: Oh my god
Stranger: oh my GOD
Stranger: Do you know what this mean? Fuck, of course you do, you’re a fucking time traveller
You: So while you save the world, I will murder your grandmother to prevent this
Stranger: John, you fucking idiot. You’ll kill me.
You: Oh yea, I never was one to plan things
Stranger: Then who’s going to save the world? You?
You: Buttsex instead?
Stranger: With my grandmother?
You: No, she is old
Stranger: 1923 Grandma
You: Dead old.
You: What if we turn your grandmother into a zombie to fight MJ?
Stranger: She did leave my mother with … well, I thought he was my grandfather… anyways, she did leave her with him to go to Japan to train as a ninja.
Stranger: She’s still got some moves. You should see her with some tequila in her.
You: Hmmmm
You: Would it work?
Stranger: Michael’s pretty agile, but he’s not good without a giant zombie horde behind him.
You: Get some headon, apply directly to the forehead and send her out
Stranger: Wait, why are we killing MJ? What’s he got to do with Oprah?
You: shit.
You: I just dont like him I guess
Stranger: You like him when you’re drunk.
Stranger: That’s how we met.
You: What I do when I am drunk is between you and me and that midget
Stranger: That midget has a name.
Stranger: And it’s “little person”. Just because you can time travel doesn’t mean you’re allowed to be a dick.
You: And you wonder why I stay in the basement
You: Do you know how I even discovered time travel?
Stranger: NO, I don’t! You probably just watched Star Trek too much.
You: I tried to kill myself in the most horrible way possible, because you would have to clean it up. Apparently sticking my head in a microwave in the bathtub with bath bubbles and two mixers does the trick
You: Yes, I used our rainy day money for the mixers
Stranger: You… those are special bath bubbles!
Stranger: I was saving them for us!
Stranger: You didn’t use the kids college money, did you?
You: You mean the twenty bucks you put in a jar ontop the fridge.. jesus
You: wait…..kids?….you didnt tell me you were having another
Stranger: Twenty dollars can get them a long way in the future. YOU would know.
Stranger: You’re never home.
You: you bitch.
Stranger: Figure it out.
You: im going to strangle little people.
You: You know what, fuck you, and fuck this time. Where are the bubbles.
Stranger: Fine. Me and Paul, you remember Paul, right? Your best man? He and I are going to move out together.
You: Enjoy your five days together.
Stranger: He’s going to fuck me EVERY NIGHT. Something you wouldn’t understand.
You: Hope he enjoys crabs
You: Thats right.
Stranger: We’ll be dead in five days.
Stranger: You gave them to me, asshole.
Stranger: Way to get tested.
You: That truck stop whore payed more attention to me than you have in two years
Stranger: You’re the one who locks himself in the basement jacking off to pictures of my 80 year old grandmother.
Stranger: I saw you.
Stranger: I was bringing you dinner.
You: She isnt 80 in the pictures
You: Dinner doesnt come out of the microwave every night
Stranger: Fuck you, they’re from my parents anniversary.
Stranger: That’s because you’re using the fucking microwave.
Stranger: Genius. You invented time travel, and you couldn’t even figure that out?
You: It wasnt invented, it was accidental
Stranger: I wish you failed.
You: Sometime I do too.
Stranger: I’d get Paul to pay for the cleaning.
Stranger: He’s got a JOB
Stranger: Something you haven’t had in a looong while.
You: Picking up trash is not a job.
Stranger: You’ve been down there for so long, asshole. You don’t eve know what’s going on anymore.
You: You know, I really thought sham wow was going somewhere. IM sorry I quit my job to stock up.
Stranger: Why don’t you invest, and use the sham wow to clean up the blood in five days? It absorbs 10 times the liquid of a sponge.
Stranger: You can do that ALL by yourself. While everyone else is dead around you.
You: Yea, have you tried one? It doesnt do shit.
Stranger: Then why the fuck would you have invested it in the first place?
You: I didnt test the product
You: vince is so damn convincing
Stranger: Billy Mays was better.
Stranger: How’d he die?
Stranger: You’re the fucking fancy time traveller
You: Billy mays didnt die hahaha
You: The government knows whats coming
Stranger: Vince is terrible. He beats up hookers. Something you’re probably well aware of.
You: they are safekeeping all of the important people of our time
You: Dont have sympathy for those hookers. You put that behind you long agoo
Stranger: It was in college, shut up. At least I had a job to pay my way through.
Stranger: I’m still paying off your debts from that shit.
Stranger: And you haven’t done anything with your degree yet.
You: What happened after we got married. Its like you stopped caring about your body
Stranger: You got fat, and I found Paul.
Stranger: He’s been with me for almost as long as our marriage.
Stranger: We need some serious fucking marriage counselling.
You: Why
You: five days from now it wont mean shit.
Stranger: Good point.
You: And you already want paul, so why dont you just gtfo of my basement
Stranger: It’s my basement.
Stranger: I’m paying for the house.
Stranger: Since you don’t have a job.
You: Who is going to pay for the house when I burn it down?
Stranger: No one, it’s fucking burned down.
Stranger: You’ll just go to prison.
Stranger: And I’ll go live with Paul.
You: Yea, cause im going to be here, instead of the past.
You: Why dont you just start packing, and go live with paul in his shitty little trailer.
Stranger: I don’t care where the fuck you are. You’ll still have to pay child support.
You: I dont even believe that child is mine
You: He isnt even white.
Stranger: The first one is.
Stranger: He’s tanned. Because he plays in MY yard.
Stranger: WITHOUT you.
Stranger: Some father you are.
Stranger: Do you even know when his birthday is?
You: Is it in 5 days/
You: If not I dont give a shit.
Stranger: It was today.
Stranger: You missed it, since you were drunk in the basement. Again.
You: I still am drunk in the basement. Why are you even argueing with me. I am from the godamn future.
Stranger: Who the fuck do you think you are?
You: IM a fucking time traveler
Stranger: And I’M about to go downstairs and kick your past selfs ass.
Stranger: Oh wait. If I do that, you’ll die, right?
You: You make me want to kick your grandmother down the goddamn stairs.
Stranger: You wouldn’t dare. You loved her.
You: more than I will ever love you.
Stranger: I don’t even care anymore, John.
Stranger: Fix or don’t fix what’s going to happen in five days.
Stranger: All I want is you to come upstairs and say something to your son in the next five days.
Stranger: I’ll be at Pauls.
You: such the drama queen.
You: Enjoy your last days, bitch.
Stranger: Enjoy cleaning up the mess in five days.
You: Dont forget to get your free chicken, I know paul will want you to get extra.
Stranger: He’s vegetarian. You should know.
You: Yea, I know he is nothing but lies
You: Some friend.
Stranger: He’s a better husband.
You: When he doesnt have to live with your shit, no kidding
You: I give him 2 weeks…no FIVE DAYS haha, and he will be tired of your shit.
Stranger: He’s already been with me for most of our marriage. God, how retarded are you?
You: Retarded enough to travel through time and space bitch. What you got?
Stranger: Enough to know that you could never satisfy me.
You: A football team couldnt satisfy you.
Stranger: Anyone could, what with your… small equipment.
You: You would know. You did realize being a stripper meant you didnt have to sleep with all your customers, right?
Stranger: I wasn’t a fucking stripper.
Stranger: I was an escort.
You: Could have fooled me at that club.
Stranger: Sounds like you go there often.
Stranger: So you actually leave the basement?
You: Its nice that theres a door in the basement out, isnt it.
You: Im glad you care enough to see im even still here
Stranger: I don’t.
Stranger: I really, really don’t anymore.
You: Great. Why dont you head back up stairs and microwave yourself some home cooking.
Stranger: I can’t. You’ve got the fucking microwave. I’ve said that twice already!
You: Not yet I dont.
Stranger: How the hell do you time travel then?
You: I already traveled here. The microwave doesnt come with me you stupid fuck.
Stranger: Why the fuck would I want to use it once you’ve fucked it up
You: I know your stripper mind cant understand the whole idea of time, so nevermind.
Stranger: It’s in the fucking bathtub. It’s useless now.
You: It hasnt yet, because current john is downstairs drowning his sorrows. Im from the fucking future.
Stranger: Then current John should get off his ass.
You: You clearly dont listen, so I dont feel a need to continue this convorsation, Goodbye
Stranger: Thanks.
You: Yep.
Stranger: You gonna go anywhere?
Stranger: Good luck with all your future shit, John.
Stranger: (Thanks for the awesome omegle convo)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Sickly

On December 2, 2008, in Personal, by KrAzE

I develop something the day before I start work. Damn you family and thanksgiving! Haha, oh well the turkey was worth the cold (atleast I think thats what I have). I started my onboard training yesterday and I cant wait for the second half to be over. I would love to know what my training hours are, maybe I can get a good first paycheck ;)

It seems all the money I am saving for mr motorcycle have been dissapearing. I guess thats the cost of signing up for school and christmas being rolled all into one.

When I went to my dads side of the family for thanksgiving they decided we are doing secret santa again. Any of you guys do this? Its great. You only have to buy one gift for the entire family for one specific person instead of having to buy everyone one gift. That way everyone gets something nice out of the deal instead of a large ammount of small things. You simply draw names and dont tell who you have and then everyone purchases a gift for there designated person and puts it under the tree. No telling!

So heres my motorcycle plan:

Honda will give me a 5000 loan on a NEW bike. I am going to take that, since this will actually get my credit established. I will buy me a CBR 600 RR

2008 CBR 600 RR
2008 CBR 600 RR

Its pretty right? It retails for about 7,400 on KBB, but by the end of January it will be a year old model and the 2009′s will be rolling out. Hopefully I can take advantage of this and get it for about 6000 which I already have but I dont think he wanted to take that low of a price on it. By the middle of January I should have it in my garage and I can use the rest of my income to get some safety equipment and sign up for motorcycle school!

I cant wait.
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Yet another design.

On November 28, 2008, in Personal, by KrAzE

I told you that I developed this site for me to personally just mess with. Hope the constant changes dont annoy anyone! This time I bring you a foax transparency theme. I achieved this by adding a background image just below the header image. Then taking that same background, and tinting it in my photo editor 50%. This makes it look like I am using transparency filters but doesn’t require more CPU and Ram power like transparencies do.

If you would like a better look at the background check out: www.iamkraze.com/wpbg.jpg

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Bad Feeling.

On November 10, 2008, in Personal, Rants, by KrAzE

You know when you know something is wrong but cant put your finger on it? You know that feeling that just lets you know something is up? Well I got that feeling today and I decided to check in on my money. You see I am thinking about getting a small loan ($8,000) to purchase a bike. You see I think its time that I get to living life.. and living life requires money which I don’t have. So I applied for the loan on a Saturday morning about 3 a.m. out of curiosity. I filled out the quick approval section and seeing it as only a “hey why not try” thing with no real intentions. The funny thing was I got an email again that morning at 8 a.m. with a representative from my bank saying they wanted to touch base about the loan. I was actually pretty amazed that they even wanted to let me borrow money from them. Granted the rate is 6%, I still thought no one would let me with only having one job on my resume and that only being about 6 months.

That was all fine and dandy but I wanted to check in on some of my stuff so I checked the good old student loan I have been hiding in the closet. Since the email for reminders is in my mothers name, as well as the mail being sent to a P.O. Box that no one ever checked I had an outstanding balance. The dreaded time has come that I have to pay for the student loan that was more of a waste of money than anything else. I didn’t get an education in the formal sense.. the school sucked hard.

The school was supposed to be the top dog of all the gaming schools. I guess since I chose such a horrible degree it made sense. I would still love to create games for a living but I couldn’t handle the school. It was as simple as this:

  • I wanted to chose my roommates after one semester and myself and my old roommate wanted to live with someone who had the exact same lifestyle as us but there was a problem, she was female. We were allowed to because she was already living with a guy, despite him pretending to be female. Once he moved out and another female moved in apparently administration caught word of the situation and demanded I move out during our finals week / my birthday. Pretty shitty.
  • The new roommate was previously homeless… literally..and smelled. I couldn’t stand it.
  • The teachers were former industry workers; they had no formal teaching ability. I actually had a teacher in the middle of a lecture, stop talking and leave class for about 30 minutes. I cant give them all greif however, there were some pretty memorable teachers there as well.

Stinky however was my last draw. I upped and left the beginning of the semester in the middle of the night. There was no way I was going to feed somone who washed there clothes with the same soap they washed there bodies…

With all of that I am stuck with a $27,000 loan for a few semesters of a wonderful city and a horrible education. Apparently looking at my bill the interest over time if I were to finish paying it in 2018 would be $57,000….what…the…fuck…

I made my first payment today. I guess I could always defer it again for school when I start up again. Apparently there isn’t any interest when you defer that way.. thanks government.

Oh I forgot to tell you, I am going back to school. How is that possible with my current schedule? It isnt. Good thing I got a new job in IT on the weekends as a help desk representive! The title isnt that, its actually really long and convoluted. It doesn’t matter.. I get the entire week off and I only have to work the weekends from  6 a.m. till 6 p.m. and my pay makes it so I make almost exactly the same as I do now with only 24 hours instead of 40. Gotta love “professional jobs” paying more! ;)

So I guess my plan is as follows:

  1. Get A motorcycle loan @ $8,000
  2. Buy a motorcyle
  3. Pay my current school loan for the rest of my life
  4. Go back to school
  5. Start selling artwork, web design, and t-shirts on my free time
  6. Take advantage of that advertising budget I have never touched
  7. Perhaps start my gaming clan back up even if it is a money pit

Is it crazy to manage 2 loans at the same time? Whats your guys experienced take. I live with my parents and my car is paid for.. the insurance on the car is also payed for in a family plan. I dont have any current bills, but in the future I might have them.

I get about $800 bi-weekly from the job, the bike payment will be about 300, the loan is about 400. That would cover one check and the other for extra things… what do you think?

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