If you remember my omegle review.. heres chat roulette. Its the same concept, chatting with stragners. This one adds video.. and with that comes tons of penises…
I dont have a webcam on my main pc, but I wanted to try it out myself. Instead of just logging on and hoping for the best, I thought it would be fun to just take the persons webcam I am looking at and adding a nice festive background.
I gave everyone who joined a nice santa hat and some snow.
If you are interested in trying out this horrible website.. www.chatroulette.com
If you have some time to kill…enjoy this random fight between two strangers.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: John?
You: yes
Stranger: I’ve missed you.
You: Im future john
Stranger: WHAT?!
You: yea, i’ve come back to warn you
Stranger: How… how is this possible?
Stranger: You haven’t invented time travel yet. You’re still shut up in the basement…
You: I have come to warn you, water, it has been bad for you all along
Stranger: Water? Di-hydrogen mono-oxide? H20?
Stranger: But, how?
You: Its been dino piss all along
You: we were such fools
Stranger: John! What do we do?
You: You have to get ice from space
You: Its the only way to not get lupus
Stranger: It’s never lupus, John. My doctor, Dr. House, said so. You’ve gotta be pulling my leg here.
You: Would I have come from the fucking future if I was joking?
You: Go check, im still downstairs in the basement
Stranger: …
Stranger: John, I thought I told you to stop drinking.
Stranger: There were bottles EVERYWHERE
You: I did, it gives you lupus
Stranger: Think of the children, John1
Stranger: They’re going to grow up thinking you’re just drunk all the time!
Stranger: If water is bad for you, beer is double bad.
You: Has Michael Jackson died?
Stranger: Yeah, he did. The cancer. He just couldn’t beat it.
Stranger: I know they said heart attack, but… I’m not so sure.
You: Shit, 12 days from his death is when it starts. I am too late
Stranger: He only died a week ago.
Stranger: that leaves us… five more days.
Stranger: Until what?
Stranger: Does zombie Michael come back?
You: He never died
Stranger: He was a zombie all along?
You: Ofcourse
Stranger: I KNEW IT
Stranger: So, wait.
Stranger: So did he ever turn white then?
Stranger: When did he become a zombie?
You: Right after the original band broke up
Stranger: Was Billie Jean ever his lover?
Stranger: John, what happens in five more days?
You: Its too late, I cant tell you, we wouldnt be able to change it.
Stranger: There’s still time!
Stranger: Never say never!
Stranger: At least tell me. So I can protect the children.
You: Oprah will announce free chicken for a week. The streets will run with blood. Theres nothing I can do.
Stranger: Does the chicken come with grape drink?
You: Two large orange soda’s
Stranger: Oh my God.
Stranger: We are doomed.
Stranger: JOHN. You’ve got to go back in time.
Stranger: Kill Oprah. Prevent this from ever happening.
You: I tried, for god sakes I tried
You: do you know how much it costs to go back in time?
Stranger: No, you’re always in the basement, you never talk to me anymore.
Stranger: Can’t you save us?
You: You need to tell me the situation
You: hopefully I will act
Stranger: Right now?
You: Do it now
Stranger: I don’t know what’s going on right now.
Stranger: Michael’s funeral is soon.
You: Oh no
Stranger: I think it’s… five days… from now.
Stranger: On Tuesday.
You: Oh well, I guess you should just get drunk and enjoy your last independance day.
You: BTW, I cheated on you
Stranger: You know what?
Stranger: I’m not that surprised.
Stranger: I mean, always in the basement? Time travelling?
Stranger: Typical.
You: 1923 is a sexy year
Stranger: Technically, it’s not cheating, since I wasn’t even around then.
Stranger: Who was she?
Stranger: Does she have a name?
You: Your grandmother
Stranger: … and… did you… oh please, God John, did she get pregnant?
You: I didnt stick around to….awww shit.
Stranger: Oh my god
Stranger: oh my GOD
Stranger: Do you know what this mean? Fuck, of course you do, you’re a fucking time traveller
You: So while you save the world, I will murder your grandmother to prevent this
Stranger: John, you fucking idiot. You’ll kill me.
You: Oh yea, I never was one to plan things
Stranger: Then who’s going to save the world? You?
You: Buttsex instead?
Stranger: With my grandmother?
You: No, she is old
Stranger: 1923 Grandma
You: Dead old.
You: What if we turn your grandmother into a zombie to fight MJ?
Stranger: She did leave my mother with … well, I thought he was my grandfather… anyways, she did leave her with him to go to Japan to train as a ninja.
Stranger: She’s still got some moves. You should see her with some tequila in her.
You: Hmmmm
You: Would it work?
Stranger: Michael’s pretty agile, but he’s not good without a giant zombie horde behind him.
You: Get some headon, apply directly to the forehead and send her out
Stranger: Wait, why are we killing MJ? What’s he got to do with Oprah?
You: shit.
You: I just dont like him I guess
Stranger: You like him when you’re drunk.
Stranger: That’s how we met.
You: What I do when I am drunk is between you and me and that midget
Stranger: That midget has a name.
Stranger: And it’s “little person”. Just because you can time travel doesn’t mean you’re allowed to be a dick.
You: And you wonder why I stay in the basement
You: Do you know how I even discovered time travel?
Stranger: NO, I don’t! You probably just watched Star Trek too much.
You: I tried to kill myself in the most horrible way possible, because you would have to clean it up. Apparently sticking my head in a microwave in the bathtub with bath bubbles and two mixers does the trick
You: Yes, I used our rainy day money for the mixers
Stranger: You… those are special bath bubbles!
Stranger: I was saving them for us!
Stranger: You didn’t use the kids college money, did you?
You: You mean the twenty bucks you put in a jar ontop the fridge.. jesus
You: wait…..kids?….you didnt tell me you were having another
Stranger: Twenty dollars can get them a long way in the future. YOU would know.
Stranger: You’re never home.
You: you bitch.
Stranger: Figure it out.
You: im going to strangle little people.
You: You know what, fuck you, and fuck this time. Where are the bubbles.
Stranger: Fine. Me and Paul, you remember Paul, right? Your best man? He and I are going to move out together.
You: Enjoy your five days together.
Stranger: He’s going to fuck me EVERY NIGHT. Something you wouldn’t understand.
You: Hope he enjoys crabs
You: Thats right.
Stranger: We’ll be dead in five days.
Stranger: You gave them to me, asshole.
Stranger: Way to get tested.
You: That truck stop whore payed more attention to me than you have in two years
Stranger: You’re the one who locks himself in the basement jacking off to pictures of my 80 year old grandmother.
Stranger: I saw you.
Stranger: I was bringing you dinner.
You: She isnt 80 in the pictures
You: Dinner doesnt come out of the microwave every night
Stranger: Fuck you, they’re from my parents anniversary.
Stranger: That’s because you’re using the fucking microwave.
Stranger: Genius. You invented time travel, and you couldn’t even figure that out?
You: It wasnt invented, it was accidental
Stranger: I wish you failed.
You: Sometime I do too.
Stranger: I’d get Paul to pay for the cleaning.
Stranger: He’s got a JOB
Stranger: Something you haven’t had in a looong while.
You: Picking up trash is not a job.
Stranger: You’ve been down there for so long, asshole. You don’t eve know what’s going on anymore.
You: You know, I really thought sham wow was going somewhere. IM sorry I quit my job to stock up.
Stranger: Why don’t you invest, and use the sham wow to clean up the blood in five days? It absorbs 10 times the liquid of a sponge.
Stranger: You can do that ALL by yourself. While everyone else is dead around you.
You: Yea, have you tried one? It doesnt do shit.
Stranger: Then why the fuck would you have invested it in the first place?
You: I didnt test the product
You: vince is so damn convincing
Stranger: Billy Mays was better.
Stranger: How’d he die?
Stranger: You’re the fucking fancy time traveller
You: Billy mays didnt die hahaha
You: The government knows whats coming
Stranger: Vince is terrible. He beats up hookers. Something you’re probably well aware of.
You: they are safekeeping all of the important people of our time
You: Dont have sympathy for those hookers. You put that behind you long agoo
Stranger: It was in college, shut up. At least I had a job to pay my way through.
Stranger: I’m still paying off your debts from that shit.
Stranger: And you haven’t done anything with your degree yet.
You: What happened after we got married. Its like you stopped caring about your body
Stranger: You got fat, and I found Paul.
Stranger: He’s been with me for almost as long as our marriage.
Stranger: We need some serious fucking marriage counselling.
You: Why
You: five days from now it wont mean shit.
Stranger: Good point.
You: And you already want paul, so why dont you just gtfo of my basement
Stranger: It’s my basement.
Stranger: I’m paying for the house.
Stranger: Since you don’t have a job.
You: Who is going to pay for the house when I burn it down?
Stranger: No one, it’s fucking burned down.
Stranger: You’ll just go to prison.
Stranger: And I’ll go live with Paul.
You: Yea, cause im going to be here, instead of the past.
You: Why dont you just start packing, and go live with paul in his shitty little trailer.
Stranger: I don’t care where the fuck you are. You’ll still have to pay child support.
You: I dont even believe that child is mine
You: He isnt even white.
Stranger: The first one is.
Stranger: He’s tanned. Because he plays in MY yard.
Stranger: WITHOUT you.
Stranger: Some father you are.
Stranger: Do you even know when his birthday is?
You: Is it in 5 days/
You: If not I dont give a shit.
Stranger: It was today.
Stranger: You missed it, since you were drunk in the basement. Again.
You: I still am drunk in the basement. Why are you even argueing with me. I am from the godamn future.
Stranger: Who the fuck do you think you are?
You: IM a fucking time traveler
Stranger: And I’M about to go downstairs and kick your past selfs ass.
Stranger: Oh wait. If I do that, you’ll die, right?
You: You make me want to kick your grandmother down the goddamn stairs.
Stranger: You wouldn’t dare. You loved her.
You: more than I will ever love you.
Stranger: I don’t even care anymore, John.
Stranger: Fix or don’t fix what’s going to happen in five days.
Stranger: All I want is you to come upstairs and say something to your son in the next five days.
Stranger: I’ll be at Pauls.
You: such the drama queen.
You: Enjoy your last days, bitch.
Stranger: Enjoy cleaning up the mess in five days.
You: Dont forget to get your free chicken, I know paul will want you to get extra.
Stranger: He’s vegetarian. You should know.
You: Yea, I know he is nothing but lies
You: Some friend.
Stranger: He’s a better husband.
You: When he doesnt have to live with your shit, no kidding
You: I give him 2 weeks…no FIVE DAYS haha, and he will be tired of your shit.
Stranger: He’s already been with me for most of our marriage. God, how retarded are you?
You: Retarded enough to travel through time and space bitch. What you got?
Stranger: Enough to know that you could never satisfy me.
You: A football team couldnt satisfy you.
Stranger: Anyone could, what with your… small equipment.
You: You would know. You did realize being a stripper meant you didnt have to sleep with all your customers, right?
Stranger: I wasn’t a fucking stripper.
Stranger: I was an escort.
You: Could have fooled me at that club.
Stranger: Sounds like you go there often.
Stranger: So you actually leave the basement?
You: Its nice that theres a door in the basement out, isnt it.
You: Im glad you care enough to see im even still here
Stranger: I don’t.
Stranger: I really, really don’t anymore.
You: Great. Why dont you head back up stairs and microwave yourself some home cooking.
Stranger: I can’t. You’ve got the fucking microwave. I’ve said that twice already!
You: Not yet I dont.
Stranger: How the hell do you time travel then?
You: I already traveled here. The microwave doesnt come with me you stupid fuck.
Stranger: Why the fuck would I want to use it once you’ve fucked it up
You: I know your stripper mind cant understand the whole idea of time, so nevermind.
Stranger: It’s in the fucking bathtub. It’s useless now.
You: It hasnt yet, because current john is downstairs drowning his sorrows. Im from the fucking future.
Stranger: Then current John should get off his ass.
You: You clearly dont listen, so I dont feel a need to continue this convorsation, Goodbye
Stranger: Thanks.
You: Yep.
Stranger: You gonna go anywhere?
Stranger: Good luck with all your future shit, John.
Stranger: (Thanks for the awesome omegle convo)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Omegle.com is a website that puts you with one other person anonymously to chat with. Heres my experiences so far.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: david?
You: im male
Stranger: OH
Stranger: OH GOD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi, im a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi, im a guy
Stranger: i am male and 24
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: im a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi, im a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: im a male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I came across an advert in a magazine I normally read and I thought I would give google lively a look through. What Lively did here isn’t anything new.. but the concept is neat. Basically they are chat “rooms” people can participate in with avatars that you actually control. This feature is nothing new in itself, but the great thing about those “rooms” are that you place them on your website. What? Well here’s the deal. You place the code on your site and people with the Lively client installed can join that room and talk to people who also visit that website. This feature is very cool. I however haven’t had time to create my own room, or really give the chat concept a full look through, but the idea is pretty neat.
Screenshots and my thoughts on the thing are in the post.
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