So I was debating on ordering a pizza for dinner since I skipped out. With the president being here I thought it might not be a good idea, but I still went to the site just to look. Well what did I see on the front page?

What the hell is this?

EDIT: I looks like somone actually bought one here: http://consumerist.com/5152896/papa-johns-love-pizza-is-a-lie and it looks more like a regular pizza with a part smushed in. Gotta love it!