IamKrAzE.com | Paul Cooper

The web filter at work seems to be a bit judgemental dont you think?

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I always thought something was up.. she was always on my bed looking in that same spot… now I know why… she is a black tea theif!

So, sometime last week we had an interesting case at work. I was working “inside patrol” at the time… not knowing the building made it extra fun. We got a call that someone was just hit in the face by a visitor and the visitor had taken off out the main door to his vehicle and was leaving in a major hurry. Being the inside guy it was my duty to go investigate the person hit while the outside guys tried to stop the person who did the act from leaving.

I was told by base that I should go talk to the woman hit right? Exactly…except I had no clue how to get there… being that I am usually the one sitting in the office and at that time I was working on getting myself lost in the building as a way of familiarizing with my surroundings. Well I digress… I eventually found my way to the room she was in and thankfully someone was already there questioning the person.

Now heres were the story gets good.

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This is the first thing I thought when I saw this question:

Just press play and enjoy!

eU :: Thresh: yo kraze
eU :: Thresh: got a quick how to question
KrAzE |IamKrAzE.com: you me
KrAzE |IamKrAzE.com: ok
eU :: Thresh: so i have this 120mm fan in my case that has led’s
eU :: Thresh: but i think it gives off heat
eU :: Thresh: just from the led’s is there a like a wire i can just clip to have them not work
eU :: Thresh: without causeing problems n stuff
KrAzE |IamKrAzE.com: …..LOLOL
eU :: Thresh: i mean, yea im sure its as simple as just cliping the wires on it xD
eU :: Thresh: but i dont know if itl do anythig
KrAzE |IamKrAzE.com: LED’s dont produce heat
eU :: Thresh: lol
KrAzE |IamKrAzE.com: well they do, but so little you wouldnt notice
eU :: Thresh: ohh
eU :: Thresh: their big ol white ones
eU :: Thresh: i have two
KrAzE |IamKrAzE.com: doesnt matter..
KrAzE |IamKrAzE.com: led’s are low power.
KrAzE |IamKrAzE.com: they arent like a lightbulb
eU :: Thresh: hmm ic
KrAzE |IamKrAzE.com: …lol
eU :: Thresh: =[
eU :: Thresh: wonder why its warm in there then
KrAzE |IamKrAzE.com: quoted you failure.
KrAzE |IamKrAzE.com: THE COMPUTER
KrAzE |IamKrAzE.com: PERHAPS?
KrAzE |IamKrAzE.com: LOL

Below are the “Deep Thoughts” quotes I loved the most by Jack Handey.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you’d probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Sometimes, when I lie in bed at night and look up at the stars, I think to myself, “Man! I really need to fix that roof.”

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More people should be like this.

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Changed the music and the order of the clips.. hope you like it!
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Sometimes helping somone who is a lower level then you in an MMO is nice. I have never seen somone so excited as this person:

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